Welcome to our fun page!
If you have a good clean joke or cartoon or even a short story that you'd like to share, then please email it either to Twiggy & Beaky. If it's really good, we'll try to find space for it on this page!
Cartoons
Twiggy & Beaky have the best view of what goes on around the city and are able to see things that we do not. In this column, we listen in on what they say to each other. You'd be amazed.
...created by Eric
More next week
(I wonder what they might be saying about Liverpool ONE?)
Jokes
(really? ...you could have fooled me!)
Read on... if you dare!
Here are a few really cringey puns. (I'm sure I heard them in infant school...)
Beaky says to Twiggy (who's holding a can opener)...
"You don't need a can opener to eat an apricot"
Twiggy replies, "I know, it's for the custard."
...thanks to John
Twiggy says to Beaky " I'm thinking of going over to France"
Beaky replies, smartly, "Eurostar"
Twiggy. quick as a flash, says, "mmm, only since Capital of Caring,.. but I'm no Paul McCartney."
...and another one from Eric
Twiggy challenges Beaky to a game of darts...
"Nearest the Bull to start", says Twiggy
"Barrr", says Beaky.
"Moooo", retorts Twiggy.
"Ah well," sighs Beaky, "you're nearest - you go first."
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If you can do better than this, (and it can't be hard!) simply send your 'one-liners' either to Twiggy or Beaky or, if you feel adventurous, to both of them - but please make them suitable for all ages, colours and creeds!
(You might even go and pop them onto the forum, too?)
